The Jungaless/Hood Rat (just for laughs)

We all know at least one, many of us (though we won't publicly admit it) are related to one. They are becoming an integral part of our society and this cannot be avoided. The Bonquisha's the Melvernique's and the Diamonds, Mercedes and Lexises, they are your neighborhood hood rats. No need to be alarmed they don't live holes and eat cheese, they walk upright and spin on their heads in your local hole-in-the-wall establishments. They are your jungaless!
As @infamouskedar recently tweeted, "Jungaless, matching since 1990"! And what a sense of style these ladies have: the weave hair color to match their countries flag or the outfit that they currently wearing; the finger nails that could reach up inside of a female and pop her amniotic sac, not of course to be out done by her toenails that could rival that of many a wildlife. What the fuck these bitches be thinking!?!!? Their unique style of dress and hair make these ladies stand out and they relish the attention that it brings them.
Bitch please I need you to leave!
Does anyone remember the movie Baps, starring Halle Berry? I think these ladies saw that movie and the jungaless Bahamian revolution was born! Someone please start a ten step program to help reform these girls before its too late!
Shoutout to the dudes who as Macarra put it earlier, marry a lady but want a jungaless in the bed! You are the dudes that fucked around and had a baby by banana cream pie (Katt Williams)! What the eff were you thinking?!?!? Now your ass in court, paying child support, still gotta give her money to leave you so that you can have a semblance of a normal life and deal with her crazy family who feel you did her wrong when you left her cheating, intuition-less ass for Jennifer who decided to better her life.
Now, God help you, you have to hope and pray that you are enough to keep Jennifer around since she has now stepped into the line of fire by being your latest squeeze.
The huge ass hoop earrings, the plastic jewelry/accessories and bags! My o my, what the fuck went wrong. I blame the business men and women who feed their need for "plas-kik" and for the Customs and Immigration workers who allow them back into the country with the bullshit they bought in Miami with their child-support payment and salary on their gaddam used sick day off!
Also to blame are the club and boat cruise promoters who hold events and ladies nights themed at attracting said jungaless and bug-a-boos to their establishments. "hold ya man" boat cruise, "dumpa truck" ladies night, "big meech boat cruise" and the 3Lite photographers along with any others who give these girls the platform and the pictures of their sad and destructive behavior. I wish your asses got sued for copy right infringement, you'd cease and desist then.
Not to be out done there are some very prominent under cover jungaless but you won't discover that til its far too late and Quisha has already popped, locked and dropped it on your ass! This is usually the girl who ends up being referred to as banana cream pie and who you now have to deal with for the next 18 years minimum! Serve your sentence homie, I hope it was worth a pop lock and drop because while you support Quisha's whimsical habits for the next couple a years ladies like Kai and Dawn are furthering their edu-ma-cation and are now, more than ever fully capable of taking care of everything and holding it down for themselves.
But you keep buying Quisha that dirty's mini-snack boo and don't forget the mystic cause that bitch thirst is real!